I am a Homestuck!

not0today:

usami-san-and-russia:

nicoception:

osgood-schlatter:

mewmewgorawr:

lessthandubyew:

theghostparty:

madgirlwithabox:

physics-physics-phyyysiicccs:

theoneandonlyeffystonem:

liamdryden:

vondell-swain:

laurakvstheworld:

benvs:

“You ought to be sure of it. It’s important.”
thank you, Atlas Shrugged

“However, those with a more cynical bent said we should give lip service to conventional morality but should not allow it to limit our behavior”
jesus

a picture of the skeleton of a Hermann’s Tortoise (Testudo hermanii) from the side

“Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to to make requisite preparations. and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11a.m. sharp.”
ruh roh

“They forgot everything the minute they were together again, at least the minute they contrived some naughty plan of revenge; and many a time I cried myself to watch them growing more reckless daily  and I not  daring to speak a syllable, for fear of losing the small power I had over the unfriended creatures”
ok Wuthering Heights…thanks for that,lol

 “Sheer lack of will-power,” he told himself as he courtously declined the suggestions of a lady in a doorway. 
Okay! Great. >.< Thank you so much “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”

“and he fell dead so another one come up”

“I should head home actually,” I said.Sounds accurate. 

“with one finger, he found it hurt deeply—and a swollen lower lip.”
….How am I supposed to take this?

“I’m not jealous of Margot, never have been.”
…Well alright then.

note that I’m only doing this because the nearest book is The Last Unicorn
“Ho-ho, some magician!”

“What’s more, it was ubiquitously intrusive.”

‘I felt myself slam into Careo’s body- right when she had started to get up, too. ’   GUYS. I AM WORRIED NOW OH CRAP. That can’t be good. ALVEC, SCREW YOU.    Btw, not a sex scene. Alvec was getting his butt kicked by his elder brother.
Make a small angled stitch from A down to B and bring the needle up below A, at C.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

not0today:

usami-san-and-russia:

nicoception:

osgood-schlatter:

mewmewgorawr:

lessthandubyew:

theghostparty:

madgirlwithabox:

physics-physics-phyyysiicccs:

theoneandonlyeffystonem:

liamdryden:

vondell-swain:

laurakvstheworld:

benvs:

“You ought to be sure of it. It’s important.”

thank you, Atlas Shrugged

“However, those with a more cynical bent said we should give lip service to conventional morality but should not allow it to limit our behavior”

jesus

a picture of the skeleton of a Hermann’s Tortoise (Testudo hermanii) from the side

“Thinking it unnecessary to disturb your esteemed repose, we have proceeded in advance to to make requisite preparations. and shall await your respected person at the Green Dragon Inn, Bywater, at 11a.m. sharp.”

ruh roh

“They forgot everything the minute they were together again, at least the minute they contrived some naughty plan of revenge; and many a time I cried myself to watch them growing more reckless daily  and I not  daring to speak a syllable, for fear of losing the small power I had over the unfriended creatures”

ok Wuthering Heights…thanks for that,lol

 “Sheer lack of will-power,” he told himself as he courtously declined the suggestions of a lady in a doorway.

Okay! Great. >.< Thank you so much “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”

“and he fell dead so another one come up”

“I should head home actually,” I said.

Sounds accurate. 

“with one finger, he found it hurt deeply—and a swollen lower lip.”

….How am I supposed to take this?

“I’m not jealous of Margot, never have been.”

…Well alright then.

note that I’m only doing this because the nearest book is The Last Unicorn

“Ho-ho, some magician!”

“What’s more, it was ubiquitously intrusive.”

‘I felt myself slam into Careo’s body- right when she had started to get up, too. ’ GUYS. I AM WORRIED NOW OH CRAP. That can’t be good. ALVEC, SCREW YOU. Btw, not a sex scene. Alvec was getting his butt kicked by his elder brother.

Make a small angled stitch from A down to B and bring the needle up below A, at C.

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

(Source: loveclaire, via akaisha0)

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